I will fly by my own if…:
if a cow will take a bus with me,
if the traffic light will be always green for me,
if Eclipse (IDE) will be running on my mobile phone,
if Microsoft Windows Server will be on 90% of web server,
if Cobol Program Language will be use on Web 3.0,
if an operative system will be write down with ML,
if the blue screen of death will not appear within 2 minutes,
if on TV will broadcast only cultural programs.
Who am I?
Of course, I am a pidgeon.